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Forget About Mars I Want to Colonize Uranus Tapestry

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Mars is overcrowded. The smart money is apparently elsewhere. Forget About Mars, I Want to Colonize Uranus combines retro space exploration with the sort of astronomy joke that has been patiently waiting since middle school for its moment. A rocket approaches while one extremely relaxed astronaut has already claimed the planet and planted a PRIME REAL ESTATE sign. Made for astronomy fans, space nerds, science people, retro sci-fi lovers and sophisticated adults who still laugh at Uranus jokes. Humanity must keep exploring. We must push beyond the known frontier. And apparently we must do it while giggling like twelve-year-olds.

Microfiber tapestry, complete with hemmed edges for secure hanging. Sublimated printing for all-over awesomeness in three sizes.

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