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Forget About Mars I Want to Colonize Uranus Shorts

$30.08

Color: Black

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Mars is overcrowded. The smart money is apparently elsewhere. Forget About Mars, I Want to Colonize Uranus combines retro space exploration with the sort of astronomy joke that has been patiently waiting since middle school for its moment. A rocket approaches while one extremely relaxed astronaut has already claimed the planet and planted a PRIME REAL ESTATE sign. Made for astronomy fans, space nerds, science people, retro sci-fi lovers and sophisticated adults who still laugh at Uranus jokes. Humanity must keep exploring. We must push beyond the known frontier. And apparently we must do it while giggling like twelve-year-olds.

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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